Saturday, March 7, 2009

Search Term Saturday

Ever wonder how people find your blog? Wonder where all those hits are coming from? Then you MUST get Google Analytics! Here are some recent search terms that brought people here...

-"casf flights temperature blankets landstuhl" Wow, very specific! Must be looking for something like this when I worked at the CASF.
-"military spouse school" Are you looking for a school that teaches you how to be a spouse or wondering if you can leech on to your husband and leave your job to go to school with him?
-"casey clark blog spot germany" The thing that weirds me out about this one? It's from Taiwan. More than once. Who are you?
-"pep tour pilot" What?
-"army wife living in Germany travel stories" I'm not an army wife, but I've got plenty of travel stories!
-"does a military wife go everywhere with her husband?" NO!
-"husband wants to leave me because he doesn't want children casey clark" WHAT? Are you hoping Jordan will leave me or something? I find the specificity odd.
-"military fat wife picture" None here, but I assure you they are out there. Keep looking bud.
-"military wives special made purses" NOT here! No way! I prefer a stylish purse from Venice to a purse of my husband's uniform. And the ones that also wear the rank on their purse? Freaking ridiculous.
-"stop googling shit" I couldn't agree more.

15 comments:

Allison said...

those are funny :) i haven't gotten any weird ones yet...i'm still waiting.

Kaitlin said...

those are hilarious.

Megan said...

"military fat wife picture" LMAO

*Kimmie* said...

OMG that purse is so tacky!!!! I now someone is going to hate me for that, but seriously!?

Via said...

Those are great! I don't get weird ones very often. If you have a statcounter it will also tell you the phrases being google to get to your page.

Mrs. Smith said...

This is awesome! I've got to get on the Analytics bandwagon...it seems like so much fun!!!

Becca said...

I showed my DH that purse and told him if I ever ordered one, he had permission to lock me in a basement till I came to my senses. Seriously.

The Mrs. said...

I too am confused by the rank purses. As am I confused by the camo purses...

Sondre Lyn said...

$63-$101 for those tacky purses?! Are you freaking kidding me?! Who on earth... Oh wait... I am sure there are people who would... ugh... get a life people.

And where on earth do you find these sites? You are too funny. I always love these posts! :D

The Mrs. said...

haha those are hilarious!

New Girl on Post said...

Wow! Even scarier is I've had people find my blog looking for yours! Now if that isn't creepy.....

Joy said...

I'm gonna have to google you with some random bizarre term and go to your page just to entertain you. :)

Liz said...

This is too funny! I'm going to have to check this out!

Beth said...

I can't wait to add this to my blog! Thanks for the tip...google is pretty amazing! You are so funny, I really enjoy checking in on your blog :)

Seneca said...

Thanks so much for the link back to our website and the traffic- which judging by your readers comments, was just to be able to say something spiteful and ugly. Nice. Never fails how unkind military spouses can be to one another.

And for the record, its not about wearing your husband's rank on your purse- its about sentimentality, keeping a piece of your husband close to you during say, a 15 month deployment. Its about a special and meaningful gift that you can give to his mom, that she'll treasure while her son is far away. Its about a little girl, and bigger ones, proud of their daddy, and proud to show that off. Its also about entrepreneurship- a successful company in a failing economy that provides jobs and work experience to other military spouses. So yeah, obviously, all that's just ridiculous to you- to each their own. You can return to your regular scheduled programing of snide remarks and cattiness now. Thanks so much, and have a great day!

Seneca
www.HeroOnMyArm.com
Polka dot Door Boutique, LLC