When you let kids pray, only good can come from it. Trust me.
"Dear God,
Please help my dad feel better. His foot is broken because he jumped out the kitchen window. You already knew that. Make him better."
"Dear God,
Please help my dog Storm. Please help her poop to glow, you know, cause she ate that glow stick. So she needs to poop it out. Please please help her to poop it all out of her tummy so she can feel better."
"Dear God,
Thank you for school. Thank you for lunch. Please help Jesus not to die on the cross."
"Dear God,
Thank you for our lunch. Please help us to do good on our tests, and to stay on green. Please also help (another student sitting 2 seats down) to stop being so mean to everyone."
And as a bonus on this special day..
"Dear Jesus,
Please help our new brown president. Help him to do smart things."
13 comments:
I seriously just almost fell out of my chair laughing. This is hysterical! Kids are so stinkin' cute!
HAHA! Oh kids say the most amazing things!
Can't stop laughing!
Kids are the best - thank you so much for sharing that!
ahhh...kids. gotta love 'em.
I second the one about blessing our new "brown president"...he's gonna need it!
Hahaha! The last one! Too cute!
Those are great!
Remember when you thought my darker skinned friend was dirty? I know, you were like 3 or 4.
You´ve got some really cute kids there! I bet it´s hard to stay serious, when you hear this.... :)
Those are all hilarious!
Haha, I'm about to go pray that that dog's poop glows! That would be awesome!!!
Awww these were so cute! I love how honest and forthright kids are--the funniest, craziest things come out of their mouths!
Aw to cute, they just made my day!
OOOH! Those are so good. Thanks for the laugh. I just love kids. I really do.
Our new brown president to do good things?!? Sooo so cute. I am praying for that too.
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