When you let kids pray, only good can come from it. Trust me.
Please help my dad feel better. His foot is broken because he jumped out the kitchen window. You already knew that. Make him better."
Please help my dog Storm. Please help her poop to glow, you know, cause she ate that glow stick. So she needs to poop it out. Please please help her to poop it all out of her tummy so she can feel better."
Thank you for school. Thank you for lunch. Please help Jesus not to die on the cross."
Thank you for our lunch. Please help us to do good on our tests, and to stay on green. Please also help (another student sitting 2 seats down) to stop being so mean to everyone."
And as a bonus on this special day..
Please help our new brown president. Help him to do smart things."